Where All The Respirators? We Think Jerry Has Some Explaining To Do!
A strange virus sweeping American shores and nations accross the world while ventilators are in short supply? This can only mean one thing.
Jerry Krcycek, you’ve got some explaining to do!
He’s always out there, ruining everything. We’re watching you, Jerry.
How else could you explain an international pandemic with some freaky virus, followed by a drastic shortage of life saving devices known as ventilators?
Governmental ineptitude? NO: Jerry is at it again, using his international black ops network to manipulate cell phone towers and make us sick—all for the purpose of enriching him and financing his secret lair. WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH JERRY NEEDS PRECIOUS METALS AND FANCY EXOTIC ANIMAL TAXIDERMY TO JUSTIFY HIS EXISTENCE!? HRWAAAAAH!!@$(*&!#%
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