Scientists Hopeful as Invasive Species Problem “Might just work itself out.”
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Dr.Richard Glycale, head of the World Wide Wildlife Federation (or WWWF for short) was left speechless Friday as amateur footage of Africanized killer bees and Deadly Asian Spider Hornets fighting to the death surfaced on YouTube.
The public has long been familiar with Africanized Killer bees and their unstoppable death march into North America’s vulnerable ecosystems. To make matters worse, dietitians have reported that the tennis ball sized hornets offer nearly zero nutritional value when added to a summer salad.
However, in recent headlines the deadly Asian Spider Hornet, which has devastated most of Washington state’s Honey Bee population, has been making unnatural gains into the continental pacific northwest. The invasive Asian insects sting has been described as “hot metal spikes hooking into your flesh” has been identified as a major threat to domestic honey bees.
“The Spider Hornets are known to invade domestic beehives and decapitate the heads,” According to Dr. Glycale. “They lay eggs in the head cavities. Afterwards they meticulously attach the thoraxes in long chains with a thick mucus like some sort of bee themed human centipede, or beecetpede if you will.”
Scientists were stunned, however, when the two deadly invasive species of hornets were filmed locked in a brutal death match during an Idaho family’s virtual barbecue Zoom meeting.
“This is insane!” shouts the unnamed man from the footage as he and his family desperately shield their children’s skin with globs of potato salad before being consumed in the melee.
Experts have concluded that as these two species continue to expand habitat that conflicts of this nature will become more and more common.
“I’m hopeful the problem will work itself out,” remarked Dr. Glycale. “Most of our computer models show the hornets decimating each others population with moderate to low loss in human life. There is that one scenario where they start crossbreeding and create super hornets; the size of falcons. But that one’s statistically unlikely for now.”
